Look, we get it. You drive an NA car. You’re a "purist." You enjoy the "pure mechanical symphony" of getting absolutely walked by a daily-driven Prius.
This shirt is for the liars who pretend they wouldn't slap a big ol' snail on their car tomorrow if their credit card wasn't already maxed out on wheels.
- 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun US cotton
Warning: Wearing this does not add actual horsepower. You are still slow.
