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No Turbo Tee

No Turbo Tee

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Look, we get it. You drive an NA car. You’re a "purist." You enjoy the "pure mechanical symphony" of getting absolutely walked by a daily-driven Prius.

This shirt is for the liars who pretend they wouldn't slap a big ol' turbo on their car tomorrow if their credit card wasn't already maxed out on wheels.

  • 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun US cotton

Warning: Wearing this does not add actual horsepower. You are still slow.

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